some fact men shuold watch out for


                                                      

1. My brother' u know those ladies that apply too much make up to their face & use abt 2 bucket of paint to paint their nails?.They are d same type of girls that always puts too much salt in their cooking.

2. Brother mi' if she cooks ogbono soup with tomato inside. Run for ur life' she fit poison u!

3. If she adds water while frying egg or makin salad. She is capable of murder' trust me.

4. If she reads instructions before cooking indomie' or washes d indomie


noodle before cooking it. For d sake of ur stomach & unborn children' runaway!
 
5. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle drink. Hmmmmm! Do I still need to tell u to run?
 
6. If she can use her bare hands to kill a cockroach. I swear ur life is in danger.
 
7. If she can finish 2 packet of chivita or 5-alive on her first visit. Bro' she's from d underworld' she's not of this world.
 
8. If she decides to finish 5 slices of bread with 2cans of sardine. My brother' he that is in her is mightier than 5,000 people!
 
9. If she can cut more than 5 onions without her shedding tears or her eyes
turning red & watery. Brotherly' stay away' she won't even cry at ur burial service.
A word is enough for d wise....

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